I ain't a pervert!

ZING!
It's been a while since i made a post..
well been busy.
preliminary week was a bummer!
but it's over now..

the exams was ok!XD

anyways!
hi again!XD
missed this blog!..
so what's up..

well something was up with me.
last friday..
warning: readers discretion is advised..
LOL!XD
so here's how it goes..

we were at the gym. doing some badminton swinging, playing
and shit..
took three hours..
loved it..
went to the comfy room.. changed clothes..
i was about to go..
until.. my classmates.. called me at the bleachers..
they told me don't go yet.. they were refreshing from the busted fan that won't move..
so anyway.
they were talking about..
SEX!..
they told each other who's artist have they fantasized about..
or classmates.. they even talked about their gf's of
when or how they gonna.. you know.. DO IT..
of course i don't have any gf's so i
was pretty silent then.. until
they asked me..
"sinong pinagnanasahan mo? umamin ka!
oh cmon ! i can't tell them that..
"dali na! lalake naman tayong lahat dito eh"
shit!.. ahmm.. i said.
"Jeniffer Aniston"
well they buyed it..
really.. but i do really think jeniffer aniston is hot!..
hahah! kidding.. but still..

anyway. my other classmate said that onced he kissed his girlfriend..
then touched her boobs!.. whow!.. how did he do that..
usually when a guy does that to a girl..
a big fat slap! leaves you a mark on your face..
but no this guy is an expert..
and yet. he's a complete pervert..
let's just call him walter..
hahah!XD

and again they asked me..
"nakahawak ka na ba ng de2x ng babae?"
i said
"anu"??
walter said..
"dali sagutin mo"
i was thinking.. stupid back then..
i don't know what got in to me..
because i said this!!
"Oo Yung Nanay ko nung baby pa ako"
WTF! what kind of answer is that!..
well they all rolled and laughed. literally!..

that talk really felt akward..
anyway i ain't a pervert..
just expressing..

hahah!..
i missed you blog!

ZING!!!