How The Heck did that happen??

wait wait!!
i was a bit shocked.. and confused..
i was viewing Ja*** profile.. and to my surprise
his status was in a relationship..
what's more shocking is the girl he's in a relationship with..
Ha***..
i mean how the heck did that happen..
i know their friends and all.. but
imagining this ever happening is really...
really..Shit i can't think of a word.. anyway!..
this is very unexpected!..
things were very fast..
yeah i know.. she's part of my past..
but i am so over her right now..
just very shocked of how the heck did that happen?

ZING!